Chubby Chiefs Coalition — Carrying the Fleet One Pound at a Time | T-Shirt

Chubby Chiefs Coalition T-Shirt — Carrying the Fleet One Pound at a Time

The official CHUBBY CHIEFS COALITION shirt has arrived!

Some Chiefs carry years of experience. Some carry the weight of responsibility. Chubby Chiefs carry both... plus a few extra pounds of experience.

Made for the Chiefs who know leadership isn't measured by a waistline and that sometimes the best mentorship happens over coffee, donuts, pizza, or a plate you probably shouldn't have gone back for seconds on.

The design features the Chubby Chiefs Coalition on the front left chest, while the back proudly displays our official mascot doing what experienced Chiefs do best: taking care of business... and apparently a donut.

“Carrying the Fleet One Pound at a Time.”

Because while the NFCs are out there running, somebody still has to stay behind, stand the watch, fix the ship, and figure out what's for chow.

Available Colors & Sizes

Choose from 5 shirt colors: Dark Navy Blue, Gray, Brown, Black, or White.

Available sizes: M, L, XL

Perfect for CPO events, Chief gatherings, Mess functions, casual Fridays, or your next trip to the gym where you spend 15 minutes working out and 45 minutes discussing where everyone is going to eat afterward.

The Chubby Chiefs aren't going anywhere. We're still carrying the fleet... one pound at a time.

Welcome to the Coalition

This isn't about being the fastest Chief in the Mess. It's about having pounds of experience, years of sea stories, a questionable relationship with donuts, and knowing that leadership comes in all shapes and sizes.

Wear it proudly. You've earned those anchors and probably that second plate.

And because this is the Chubby Chiefs Coalition, you’re not just getting merch. With every order, I’ll also include an official ThiCCClub Membership Card, engraved with the date you purchased it. That means you’re officially part of the club. 😂

Even better — if you catch me at a local event, show your membership card and you can collect a Special Edition CCC Poke Chip! These will only be redeemable in person at local events, so keep that card handy.

Disclaimer: This is a parody design created for fun. No PRT scores were harmed in the making of this shirt. Side effects may include increased morale, spontaneous donut purchases, and stories that begin with “Back in my Navy...”

Community over competition. All love to the NFCs we need somebody to run and pick up the food. 😎🍩⚓